Friday, June 6, 2008

Update for this Week

I've been away this week, tending to a really nasty summer cold, and dealing with life, work (please note the two are not synonymous), etc.

A couple things to take note of this week:

The International Space Station had its one and only toilet fixed this week.
Can you image the travel charges on that one? Hope they didn't have to go back for parts like my guy always does. Remember long car trips with 70's style dads--"Ah, shut up, and just stick it out the window!"

Hillary Clinton is supposed to drop out of the Democratic presidential race tomorrow.
Here's a couple little facts about poor little beleaguered Hillary, take from the recent book "I Hate Hillary" by Thomas Williams.

(Before I start, why is it if a democrat has an unflattery book written about them, with any sort of style and wit, it is thrown in the "Humor" section of the bookstore, while anything about Republicans is automatically considered hard-hitting journalism, and assigned the "Politics & Govt." section, or a featured sales table?)

Anyway, we all know about Hillary's claims of being under gunfire when she visited Bosnia--although video showed that to not only be untrue, but showed a little girl greeting her with flowers.

She also claimed Chelsea (who I would say has a face like a cocker spaniel, only at the risk of insulting cocker spaniels) was in danger on 9/11, because she was jogging in the area of the Twin Towers at the time. Chelsea herself blew (no pun intended, Bill) the story, when she admitted waking up late in her apartment on the other side of the city.

Also, when Hillary met Sir Edmund Hillary, the legendary scaler of Mt. Everest, she tried to impress him by telling him that he was one of her parents' heroes, and they even named her after him. For the record, the witch was born in 1949. Sir Edmund made his record climb of Everest in 1953.



More Bitch News: "Sex and the City: the Movie" made more than Indiana Jones in its first week.
Ooohhh, giggle, giggle! You go girls! By the way, this piece of crap made about $47.5 million in its opening week, and only because every girlie-girl and gayly-gay was encourage by the press to go see it.

Indiana Jones still made $46 million, in that, it's second weekend, after making about $180 million domestic and $175 international in its opening weekend.

On a personal note, I'm just glad neither movie used the slogan "Let's Whip It Out, Again!"

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