After working over five years on the west side of Longmont in East Boulder County, I've become a bit jaded--and with good reason.
This morning four giggling high school girls in cutoffs and cleavage boosters came into the market around the lunch hour and walked directly to the pregnancy tests.
They proceeded to debate which brand was better for price, simplicity of results, etc.
One of the four (and one of the two Latinas, both of whom weren't kidding anyone with their home blonde dye jobs) tells the others "But this is the one I usually get."
The gaggle decides to take her sage advice. As they leave, the petite, probably fourteen-year-old, natural blonde draws her iPhone with gunslinger practice, sweeps her thumb across it, apparently bringing up the "Period Projector" app, and calls out to her friends "It's only been seven days."
All hail the millenials.
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